Motherhood

Baby crap. There’s just baby crap, everywhere! What was once a chic stylish home now looks like buybuyBABY vomited all over it, gagged on it a little, and then vomited it up again. Why do I keep saying vomit? I don’t know, maybe because it’s…

Throughout my pregnancy, I basically avoided all scales. At each doctor’s appointment I told the nurse, “Don’t tell me; I don’t want to know.” I knew I probably wouldn’t like what I was about to hear. The day before Micah was born, I stepped on…